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Tuesday, August 29, 2006
so you think i got a dirty mind
there was something i was going to say. it was totally about that thing ... that thing from the place. you know, the place with the stuff. and the guy. yeah. i was going to talk about how it's like that, you know. right. the place. with the stuff.
Sunday, August 27, 2006
i'd spend all my money
i was looking for something on ticketmaster, and you know how it asks you to type in a word that's written in pink and blue, waving in the wind, with lines and strings drawn across it? the word it made me type in was CRACK. i thought that was appropriate.
Sunday, August 06, 2006
one two free four
last night i was walking down amsterdam avenue. this guy was next to me, i was going past him, he was a really big guy. he was black, his height somewhere in the 6-5, 6-7 area, and just as i went by, he began having this conversation on his tiny little cell phone:
"josh! josh! ... josh ... josh ... stop, josh ... josh, stop. josh ... listen ... it's ... josh! josh, listen. it's because you don't feel ... josh, no. josh, it's because you think the ... josh, stop. josh! josh!"
i turned around twice. after the first time i knew it wasn't me, but it was so powerful i couldn't stop myself.
"josh! josh! ... josh ... josh ... stop, josh ... josh, stop. josh ... listen ... it's ... josh! josh, listen. it's because you don't feel ... josh, no. josh, it's because you think the ... josh, stop. josh! josh!"
i turned around twice. after the first time i knew it wasn't me, but it was so powerful i couldn't stop myself.
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
freebird
it has never been this hot.
it melted, of course
what an interesting picture. my candle, my something else, whatever.
give me a break, it's like a hundred in here.
it melted, of course
what an interesting picture. my candle, my something else, whatever.
give me a break, it's like a hundred in here.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
it's all over now baby blue
i was walking in astoria on sunday, and an old man pointed at me. he was greek. he said, "what your arm say?"
what your arm say? i knew what he meant.
"2:10," i said.
what your arm say? i knew what he meant.
"2:10," i said.
